Citation Needed Wouldn't life be easier if more facts had sources?	Funny Movie Shirts A collection of hilarious movie inspired shirts.	Purportedly Magic Jew It's always funny to remind people of a certain faith that a certain purportedly magic Jew died a Jew.	I HEART BJs Hung over on a Saturday morning in bed. Who doesn't heart a good BJ?
I HEART FCK Everyone loves love. Show it.	Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant Because Tiger is too cheap to pay up, the mistresses got together to have their own beauty pageant. The Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant, that is.	Virginia is for Lovers Virginia is for lovers. Hardcore, three-way anything goes lovers, that is.	Get High on Pottery Pottery isn't just a hobby, it's a way of life. Just say no to drugs, yes to pottery.
IROC (Because I Rock) IROCs are for those that truly rock. Let the mullet loose, blow in the wind, and tear ass in your IROC today.	70 Miles to the Gallon I get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog. An ode to everything dumb... and dumber.	Merlotte's Bar and Grill Stop in for a quick bite at Merlotte's Bar and Grill, home to the tastiest vamps in all of Bon Temps.	Scissor Me Timbers Scissoring...it's not just for crafts! Ever walked in on a scissor fight? Ahoy, scissor me timbers, don't mind me while I watch!
Oh Snap Oh snap! Damn, those peas are fresh. They don't call them snap peas for nothing.	Meals on Wheels Everybody's gotta eat. That's why Meals on Wheels is such a great program. It provides those in need with a tasty meal.	I Tamed the Cougar I tamed the cougar, and so can you. Age is wisdom, and wisdom equals kinky things you've only dreamed of.	I'd Rather Be Playing Pyramid Ball It's the sport of the future. It must be cool. And, it's a Battlestar Galactica reference. Sorry if you're not intelligent enough to get it.
Stackhouse for President What Jason Stackhouse lacks in brains he makes up for in balls. Big, violent balls ready to fight.	Fangtasia T-Shirts Some crazy stuff goes down at Fangtasia. It's the vampire bar that Eric owns that seems to lure in curious snacks, I mean humans.	Ready to party Red cup? Check. Booze? Check. Coat hanger? Check. Okay, now I'm ready to party!	Caution: Orgasms Ahead It's your personal disclaimer that you can't be held responsible for anything that might happen for making them so orgasmic.
Pole Dancer Pole Dancers are exotic, elegant creatures. And they definitely know how to polka and eat kielbasa. Get your mind out of the gutter.	Lots of Online Friends Sure, you have a million friends on Facebook, but what about in real life? Will an online friend be there when you're desperately horny at 9PM on a Tuesday? I think not.	Pink Taco The Pink Taco restaurant, serving up warm, delicious recipes since 1996. It's good eatin'.	Support Wind Energy Support wind energy... make your own! It's green. Green wavy lines, that is.
Type B Personality You're a Type B personality. "B" is for biotch.	Mario's Turtle Cafe Don't worry, Koopa Troopas taste nothing like actual turtles. Tastes more like chicken. Just ask Luigi. And, it's stomped fresh daily.	Vermont: Human Vampire Marriage Vermont is a great place to visit: fine dining, hiking, vampire-human marriage.	I'm on Twitter Three words guaranteed to not get you laid, unless your first name is Ashton: "I'm on Twitter!"
It's Better on Top Tops are so much better than stumps. It's much better having it your way with the muffin top..wait that sounds gross.	Gimme Head Till I'm Dead You gotta love Booger from Revenge of the Nerds. If there's anyone that nerds should look up to, it's him. Handsome, charming, and a way with words, he pretty much has it all.	Tiger is a Cheetah Tiger is a cheetah. Well, he's actually more of a wounded, sexually addicted deer caught in the headlights with a fetish for sexting.	Van Down by the River Wondering if all that school is worth it? Take it from Matt Foley, stay in school, because otherwise you might be 35 years old, thrice divorced, and living in a van down by the river!
Centaur of Attention You always have to be the centaur of attention, don't you?	Enrico Pallazzo Hey, look, it's Enrico Pallazzo! He saved the queen!	Corporate Sponsored Baseball Take me out to the ball game, take me out to the corporate sponsored megaplex... buy me some $10 beers and $200 seats...	Upper Decker Use your Splasher Charge card for a priceless memory for friends, family and foes. It's the upper decker, thank you very much.
Colonel Angus Do you like Colonel Angus? Most women do. He's quite the ladies man.	Lou's Cafe Lou's Cafe. Make like a leaf and get over here. If only our supposed futures were so cool. Doc, where's my hoverboard?	Funbags Come on, admit it, you like to play with funbags, too!	Filthy Manhole Manholes need to be washed. If they go too long without being washed, than can rot, revealing an awful sewer smell from below.
Who Needs a Douche Who needs a douche when they have you? Douchebags are everywhere, so this tee is more relevant than ever.	Stop Looking at my Cock Hey! My roosters are very insecure. Stop looking at my cock!	Funny Alien Probe Probe by day, abduct by night. Aliens have the life.	Comb the Desert Comb the desert! It's a reference to Spaceballs, one of the best 80's comedies of all time.
Rock, Paper, Scissors It's the last slice. Let's settle it fairly this time without violence. Rock, paper, scissors seems fair.	Busted Ravioli What others might abandon, you don't. A busted ravioli is still a ravioli. Yum yum!	Walk Me Plank Walk me plank, or surrender ye booty. Pirates get tons of tail, so talk like one and you might too.	The Bacon Conspiracy Bacon. Better than sex? Sometimes, and it has to be a conspiracy.
Pregnant Wives Drinking Team Because everyone should have equal rights to be irresponsible and stupid, even when pregnant.	Nerds Clap Your Hands Clap your hands everybody... and everybody clap your hands! We got Poindexter on the violin, and Lewis and Gilbert will be joining in. We got Booger Presley on the mean guitar and a rap by little ol'	Iowa Starship Corp (Star Trek movie reference alert!) Iowans do it better. Somehow, they have really figured this star ship thing out, even under gravity.	Obama PILF Many consider Mr. Obama a PILF. Come on, you know you'd do him.
Raised Anatomy Today's most popular medical drama, Raised Anatomy. It's about people that can't get rid of their woodies after overdosing on viagra.	Cute and Yummy Cows are so cute, and so yummy: rib eye, prime rib, burgers, t-bone, New York strip...	I'm Nuts for Your Mom Seriously, your Mom is hot. Nuts might not even be the word.	Bust a Caps Lock Bust a caps lock on that @$$, homey. All the cool kids are doing it - you know, using the CAPS LOCK KEY LIKE THIS. IT'S PERCEIVED BY SOME AS YELLING, BUT IDK, I THINK IT'S COOOOOOOOOLL!!!!
FIYA For those about to rock... we salute you. FIYA! A tribute to best band on the planet.	I Like Big Butts For those who love cigarettes so much they need to scream it on a t-shirt.	Porkgasm A hot dog is like an orgasm of the mouth, aka the porkgasm. Don't be ashamed at 4th of July if you wind up having a porkgasm of your own in front of everyone. It's only natural.	Alaska and Hawaii Funny Alaska and Hawaii... they're so close to the coast of Arizona it's almost swimmable.
Everyone Wants a Log You're gonna love a Log. It's the coolest toy invented. Rolls down stairs, rolls over in pairs, and rolls over your neighbor's dog. It's LOG!	I Wear my Sunglasses at Night 3-D sunglasses are getting out of control. I keep forgetting to take them off and I've already stubbed my toe twice on the couch.	We Drop Big Loads As the pilot makes his "delivery," he screams out, "oh yeah, droppin' loads!" Seems wrong for some reason.	Mr. Awesome We all know that guy that's too douchebag for the room. He's called Mr. Awesome, and he probably has an Ed Hardy t-shirt, bandana, deep, dark tan, and lots of douchey accessories.
Dress Shirts Blow Yes, this is a t-shirt for people who don't like to dress up. Consider it a mass produced protest against conformity and uniformity.	Cyberdyne Systems Weenie Roast Cyberdyne Systems rocks the party that rocks Bacardi! And weenies, too. Hasta la vista, weenie.	12 Amps Of Power	Thank God For The Atheists Every day when an atheist wakes up, they thank God that they're alive. Figuratively speaking.
Taxachusetts Taxachusetts, now with slightly lower taxes than Pre-Revolutionary times!	Beer Pong King The beer pong king always gets his way, and his balls are always bouncing.	Flame Wars Flame wars are what you get into when really need to get some rage out of your system and onto your keyboard. And yes, a 550 lb. man can indeed beat an in shape 250 lb. weightlifter in this fight.	Candy Corn And you thought it was all sugar. Wrong! It's carefully formulated sugar candy spliced with actual corn to make candy corn. So there.
Sloth Goonies T-Shirts I love you too Sloth! Well, he should, because Chunk could've got pulverized by this deformed giant instead of being fed Baby Ruth's. An ode to everyone's favorite 80's movie, Goonies.	I Survived Sticky Pedal Recall Congratulations! You can now wear your purple pedal badge, because you survived the sticky pedal Toyota recall, and that's saying something (we're just not sure what).	In Case Of Hippies Hippies hate Slayer. It drives them nuts. It worked for South Park anyway.	Team Hangover A great time can be had by all of the members of team hangover, but for some reason your head really hurts afterwards.
Tartar Sauce Simpsons Let the fools have their tar-tar sauce! Little things really do make you happy sometimes. (It's a Simpsons episode).	Funny Irish Flag Beer, potatoes, and shamrocks. Isn't that the Irish dream?	Thank God For The Atheists Praise be to atheist. We should all be thanking God for two things: the atheists, and irony.	I've Got Toads I've got toads... in different area codes. Shhh, don't tell the toads in the 213 about my toads in the 212. Why you think they call it a toadtell room? Toad tell everybody.
Funny Spring Break T-Shirts It's spring break! Juneau might not be the most popular spring break dedstination, but it's guaranteed that you'll see some nip.	Times New Roman It's funny because it's NOT Times New Roman.	Funny Mardi Gras Bartender Seriously, don't forget to tip your bartender this Mardi Gras.	The Year Of The Tiger
Amelia Earhart You don't have to be a hundred years old to show some respect for Amelia Earhart. Now, show her some much due respect with the I Plane Crash Amelia Earhart t-shirt.	Year of the Tiger Mistress 2010 will be known forever as the year of the Tiger. The year Tiger made that lame apology, lost endorsements, and wouldn't stop being all over the news.	Tiger's Wood Mistress Plenty of people have tried out Tiger's Wood and just been absolutely thrilled with it! The customer service isn't so great when you have a problem though.	Tiger's Wood A pretty good place to sit.
Cute Cat Pictures	Christmas Poo Tree What's the Christmas poo tree? I don't know, why you tell me? Everyone has a Christmas story involving poo, don't they?	Ugly Christmas Sweater	Yay Satan!
Flying Spaghetti Monster Saves! When life has got you feeling down, call on the Flying Spaghetti Monster to pick you back up again.	Funny Christmas T-Shirts	Facebook In the Face Uck Facebook. In the face.	Jackal Hunter Cougars get all the fun, but what about the male version of Cougars, Jackals? The older the better (for your wallet, anyway).
Muff Beer Muff Beer. Available in thick European or light Brazilian styles.	Eat Me What would Thanksgiving be without an "eat me" joke?	Cut It Out Dope me up and cut it out. Drugs were invented for circumstances like these.	Command In Chief Of My Pimps Flying High
Who Invited Uncle Gary? Everyone has their own Uncle Gary in the family. Maybe yours steals your car, crashes into your other car while on heroin, and goes on a cocaine bender but two hookers smash bottles over his head, the	Droppin' Codes I'm...almost...there!! Web programming and computer programming... it's like sex, but with more carpal tunnel and less heavy breathing.	Sarah Palin PILF A tribute to the Pilfinator, the hot lady who can see Russia from her house. She's the Palin I'd like to frack for sure.	Breast Man Finally, a t-shirt for breast lovers. Everyone loves the breast because it's the most tender, juicy, succulent part of the meal. Mmm mmm good.
Oh brother Oh, brother. A cool one that looks like he's from Parliament Funkadelic.	Plant is murder Make those vegetarians feel a little silly for saying that beef is murder by giving them a taste of their own medicine. Save the plants!	Cow Over the Moon Stoned I was so high one day that I saw cow and moon clip art...	We Are Eberron
Patent Pending	Nature's Toilet Paper Those leaves were made for wipin', and that's just what they're gonna do. Just make sure it's not too dry. Ouch!	High School Reunion Psst... did you see Sally? She ballooned like a whale!	OH FRAK
Ann Coulter Is Our Anti Christ Some people think she's so far to the right that she's practically making a full circle and coming back to the left, but don't tell her that.	Mell-o Out Chill out already and enjoy some nice chocolaty Mell-O pudding! Well, this one is strawberry, but you get the point.	Leftorium	Stuff You Mother Stuffer Pay homage to the chef this Thanksgiving with the Stuff You Mother Stuffer t-shirt. Guaranteed to get you a kick in the balls, or we'll kick them for you. Mother stuffer.
Clearance Turkey This Thanksgiving, serve up something mighty tasty without spending extra dough. Yes, that's right, serve last year's turkey.	Martinis Are Like Boobs Martinis: The Boob Rule. Know it. Love it. Lick it.	Wanna Fork? Wanna fork? Seriously, you look like you need a good fork. You can't eat spaghetti with your hands, that's just plain vile.	What Happens In Vegas What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas! Except crabs, which can linger for quite some time without the proper treatment.
Unless You Pay Me Hey, no free rides here. Step back, these things cost money you know! Actually, it's a pretty good way to pay your way through college.	Frankie Says Relapse Frankie says relapse. Take that one to Hollywood, Frankie, and smoke it. Or whatever it is that you're taking these days.	Calculator Words Calculators can make words you know. Turn it upside down, type in some numbers, like 3704558, and you'll really find out how bored you are. Don't be a 3704558.	Sext Addict Sexting is the wave of the future. Yes, we are doomed as the human race.
Professional Thespian Ellen has always been such a thespian... a professional one, at that.	No Gag Reflex The hot dog eating champion of the world has no gag reflex, and that's a good thing. There's plenty of other things you can do with that talent, like um....	STATE U	Lionel Hutz Lionel Hutz was a pretty good attorney. Actually, it's his free pizza that was good I think (read the desk plaque). Vintage Simpsons at its best.
Food Porn Mmm. Food. Sometimes food looks so good together, it just seems wrong... but oh so right.	STATE U	I'm Drunk Therefore I Am René Descartes had it all wrong. I'm drunk, therefore I am is a much better philosophical statement that really hits home for many of us.	Irish Step Dance You don't need to be a dancer to know the Irish step dance. All you have to do is drink, drink, and drink somewhere, then eventually you'll get the hang of it.
Irish Breakfast The blood of some Irish people is so... how do I put this... different... that a liquid courage breakfast of champions is essential to their well being.	Have you blown your husband today? Dishes, cooking, ironing, these are all supposed wifely duties, but more importantly, have you blown your husband today?	Ready to Go A t-shirt for really gross people who pay no mind to menstruation.	Your Candy Is Down Here The best candy on the planet is right... down... here. Now that's a treat (for you!).
I'm an Armchair Treasury Secretary	Zombie Brigade Are you an official member of the Zombie Brigade? Join and receive this nifty mock Zombie brigade badge, only on a t-shirt. Terrifying.	Stop Graffiti Now The only way to combat graffiti is to spraypaint the message onto sides of buildings, signs and homes everywhere. Stop graffiti today.	I'm Saucy Get it? Because pizza is kind of saucy, too... unless you get pizza in California, then it's so dry and full of vegetables it will make your throat swell up.
I delete you Only true computer nerds will get this, but it means "I delete you," as in, I'm going to make you not exist. Huhhhh... if only it were that easy.	Ferris Bueller Nurse Ferris Bueller had so many memorable parts, but one that stuck out to me was when the nurse came to deliver a special get well message to Ferris. R.I.P., John Hughes.	Polanski Summer Camp Come one, come all, but just remember to zip your tent up, and maybe even lock it. Actually, maybe it's not such a good idea.	Forks Welcomes You Forks has a truly diverse segment of the population. It's the only place where you can find sparkly vampires sort of coexisting with tribes of Native American werewolves.
Funny David Carradine He's into that David Carradine choking orgasm thing. There's no better way to turn the person's cheeks to your left bright red.	Better Living Through Chemicals	Funny Halloween T-Shirts	Forks Porks This place went out of business because the dumb people of Forks never got the joke. They're vampires, guys, why do you think they skip school on sunny days?
Indulgent goddesses Maenads are pretty mysterious. In fact, I'm pretty confused on what Marianne from True Blood is supposed to be.	Douche bags ahead Why are stick figures such douchebags? Seriously, they don't have to be so... douchey.	Star ships in Iowa Writers seriously didn't pay attention to their Trekkie roots for the new Star Trek movie. It's a geek's worst nightmare, this starships in Iowa thing.	Militant Armpits Rosie the Riveter always seemed a bit natural, if you ask me.
I'd Rather Be Anally Probed Imagine a chick or dude starts talking to you, and then they read your shirt. It's like you're telling them to f*** off, but in a nice, sci fi way.	Evolution of Women with Beer Chicks just seem to get hotter and hotter with every beer, until the next thing you know, you can't feel your arm because it's fallen asleep under the heavy hottie next to you in bed.	Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell It's a song, and it's really dumb.	Dinosaurs are ROARsome Get it? They're awesome because they roar.
Rabbit of Caerbannog What, you've never seen Monty Python? Go. Watch. It. Now.	I For One Welcome our New Robot Overlords They're coming. The robot overlords are coming. I'm ready. Are you? Kent Brockman sure is.	Department of Death Panels Sorry Grandma, time to go to a better place so I can get my Lipitor.	The Crusades Except for all of the killing, torture and racism, the Crusades were great.
Obama Free Health Care Free health care is coming! This scary Obama design might be even scarier than universal health care.	Evil Chick There's no need to deny that you're an evil chick... just use it your advantage.	Idaho Stop It's when you don't stop at a stop sign, just maybe slow down a little bit.	Iran's So Far Away Iran, so far away that a flock of seagulls would probably get tired midflight and have to stop in Europe for the final countdown.