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Funny Movie Shirts
Funny Movie Shirts
A collection of hilarious movie inspired shirts.
Purportedly Magic Jew
Purportedly Magic Jew
It's always funny to remind people of a certain faith that a certain purportedly magic Jew died a Jew.
I HEART BJs
I HEART BJs
Hung over on a Saturday morning in bed. Who doesn't heart a good BJ?
I HEART FCK
I HEART FCK
Everyone loves love. Show it.
Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant
Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant
Because Tiger is too cheap to pay up, the mistresses got together to have their own beauty pageant. The Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant, that is.
Virginia is for Lovers
Virginia is for Lovers
Virginia is for lovers. Hardcore, three-way anything goes lovers, that is.
Get High on Pottery
Get High on Pottery
Pottery isn't just a hobby, it's a way of life. Just say no to drugs, yes to pottery.
IROC (Because I Rock)
IROC (Because I Rock)
IROCs are for those that truly rock. Let the mullet loose, blow in the wind, and tear ass in your IROC today.
70 Miles to the Gallon
70 Miles to the Gallon
I get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog. An ode to everything dumb... and dumber.
Merlotte's Bar and Grill
Merlotte's Bar and Grill
Stop in for a quick bite at Merlotte's Bar and Grill, home to the tastiest vamps in all of Bon Temps.
Scissor Me Timbers
Scissor Me Timbers
Scissoring...it's not just for crafts! Ever walked in on a scissor fight? Ahoy, scissor me timbers, don't mind me while I watch!
Oh Snap
Oh Snap
Oh snap! Damn, those peas are fresh. They don't call them snap peas for nothing.
Meals on Wheels
Meals on Wheels
Everybody's gotta eat. That's why Meals on Wheels is such a great program. It provides those in need with a tasty meal.
I Tamed the Cougar
I Tamed the Cougar
I tamed the cougar, and so can you. Age is wisdom, and wisdom equals kinky things you've only dreamed of.
I'd Rather Be Playing Pyramid Ball
I'd Rather Be Playing Pyramid Ball
It's the sport of the future. It must be cool. And, it's a Battlestar Galactica reference. Sorry if you're not intelligent enough to get it.
Stackhouse for President
Stackhouse for President
What Jason Stackhouse lacks in brains he makes up for in balls. Big, violent balls ready to fight.
Fangtasia T-Shirts
Fangtasia T-Shirts
Some crazy stuff goes down at Fangtasia. It's the vampire bar that Eric owns that seems to lure in curious snacks, I mean humans.
Ready to party
Ready to party
Red cup? Check. Booze? Check. Coat hanger? Check. Okay, now I'm ready to party!
Caution: Orgasms Ahead
Caution: Orgasms Ahead
It's your personal disclaimer that you can't be held responsible for anything that might happen for making them so orgasmic.
Pole Dancer
Pole Dancer
Pole Dancers are exotic, elegant creatures. And they definitely know how to polka and eat kielbasa. Get your mind out of the gutter.
Lots of Online Friends
Lots of Online Friends
Sure, you have a million friends on Facebook, but what about in real life? Will an online friend be there when you're desperately horny at 9PM on a Tuesday? I think not.
Pink Taco
Pink Taco
The Pink Taco restaurant, serving up warm, delicious recipes since 1996. It's good eatin'.
Support Wind Energy
Support Wind Energy
Support wind energy... make your own! It's green. Green wavy lines, that is.
Type B Personality
Type B Personality
You're a Type B personality. "B" is for biotch.
Mario's Turtle Cafe
Mario's Turtle Cafe
Don't worry, Koopa Troopas taste nothing like actual turtles. Tastes more like chicken. Just ask Luigi. And, it's stomped fresh daily.
Vermont: Human Vampire Marriage
Vermont: Human Vampire Marriage
Vermont is a great place to visit: fine dining, hiking, vampire-human marriage.
I'm on Twitter
I'm on Twitter
Three words guaranteed to not get you laid, unless your first name is Ashton: "I'm on Twitter!"
It's Better on Top
It's Better on Top
Tops are so much better than stumps. It's much better having it your way with the muffin top..wait that sounds gross.
Gimme Head Till I'm Dead
Gimme Head Till I'm Dead
You gotta love Booger from Revenge of the Nerds. If there's anyone that nerds should look up to, it's him. Handsome, charming, and a way with words, he pretty much has it all.
Tiger is a Cheetah
Tiger is a Cheetah
Tiger is a cheetah. Well, he's actually more of a wounded, sexually addicted deer caught in the headlights with a fetish for sexting.
Van Down by the River
Van Down by the River
Wondering if all that school is worth it? Take it from Matt Foley, stay in school, because otherwise you might be 35 years old, thrice divorced, and living in a van down by the river!
Centaur of Attention
Centaur of Attention
You always have to be the centaur of attention, don't you?
Enrico Pallazzo
Enrico Pallazzo
Hey, look, it's Enrico Pallazzo! He saved the queen!
Corporate Sponsored Baseball
Corporate Sponsored Baseball
Take me out to the ball game, take me out to the corporate sponsored megaplex... buy me some $10 beers and $200 seats...
Upper Decker
Upper Decker
Use your Splasher Charge card for a priceless memory for friends, family and foes. It's the upper decker, thank you very much.
Colonel Angus
Colonel Angus
Do you like Colonel Angus? Most women do. He's quite the ladies man.
Lou's Cafe
Lou's Cafe
Lou's Cafe. Make like a leaf and get over here. If only our supposed futures were so cool. Doc, where's my hoverboard?
Funbags
Funbags
Come on, admit it, you like to play with funbags, too!
Filthy Manhole
Filthy Manhole
Manholes need to be washed. If they go too long without being washed, than can rot, revealing an awful sewer smell from below.
Who Needs a Douche
Who Needs a Douche
Who needs a douche when they have you? Douchebags are everywhere, so this tee is more relevant than ever.
Stop Looking at my Cock
Stop Looking at my Cock
Hey! My roosters are very insecure. Stop looking at my cock!
Funny Alien  Probe
Funny Alien Probe
Probe by day, abduct by night. Aliens have the life.
Comb the Desert
Comb the Desert
Comb the desert! It's a reference to Spaceballs, one of the best 80's comedies of all time.
Rock, Paper, Scissors
Rock, Paper, Scissors
It's the last slice. Let's settle it fairly this time without violence. Rock, paper, scissors seems fair.
Busted Ravioli
Busted Ravioli
What others might abandon, you don't. A busted ravioli is still a ravioli. Yum yum!
Walk Me Plank
Walk Me Plank
Walk me plank, or surrender ye booty. Pirates get tons of tail, so talk like one and you might too.
The Bacon Conspiracy
The Bacon Conspiracy
Bacon. Better than sex? Sometimes, and it has to be a conspiracy.
Pregnant Wives Drinking Team
Pregnant Wives Drinking Team
Because everyone should have equal rights to be irresponsible and stupid, even when pregnant.
Nerds Clap Your Hands
Nerds Clap Your Hands
Clap your hands everybody... and everybody clap your hands! We got Poindexter on the violin, and Lewis and Gilbert will be joining in. We got Booger Presley on the mean guitar and a rap by little ol'
Iowa Starship Corp
Iowa Starship Corp
(Star Trek movie reference alert!) Iowans do it better. Somehow, they have really figured this star ship thing out, even under gravity.
Obama PILF
Obama PILF
Many consider Mr. Obama a PILF. Come on, you know you'd do him.
Raised Anatomy
Raised Anatomy
Today's most popular medical drama, Raised Anatomy. It's about people that can't get rid of their woodies after overdosing on viagra.
Cute and Yummy
Cute and Yummy
Cows are so cute, and so yummy: rib eye, prime rib, burgers, t-bone, New York strip...
I'm Nuts for Your Mom
I'm Nuts for Your Mom
Seriously, your Mom is hot. Nuts might not even be the word.
Bust a Caps Lock
Bust a Caps Lock
Bust a caps lock on that @$$, homey. All the cool kids are doing it - you know, using the CAPS LOCK KEY LIKE THIS. IT'S PERCEIVED BY SOME AS YELLING, BUT IDK, I THINK IT'S COOOOOOOOOLL!!!!
FIYA
FIYA
For those about to rock... we salute you. FIYA! A tribute to best band on the planet.
I Like Big Butts
I Like Big Butts
For those who love cigarettes so much they need to scream it on a t-shirt.
Porkgasm
Porkgasm
A hot dog is like an orgasm of the mouth, aka the porkgasm. Don't be ashamed at 4th of July if you wind up having a porkgasm of your own in front of everyone. It's only natural.
Alaska and Hawaii Funny
Alaska and Hawaii Funny
Alaska and Hawaii... they're so close to the coast of Arizona it's almost swimmable.
Everyone Wants a Log
Everyone Wants a Log
You're gonna love a Log. It's the coolest toy invented. Rolls down stairs, rolls over in pairs, and rolls over your neighbor's dog. It's LOG!
I Wear my Sunglasses at Night
I Wear my Sunglasses at Night
3-D sunglasses are getting out of control. I keep forgetting to take them off and I've already stubbed my toe twice on the couch.
We Drop Big Loads
We Drop Big Loads
As the pilot makes his "delivery," he screams out, "oh yeah, droppin' loads!" Seems wrong for some reason.
Mr. Awesome
Mr. Awesome
We all know that guy that's too douchebag for the room. He's called Mr. Awesome, and he probably has an Ed Hardy t-shirt, bandana, deep, dark tan, and lots of douchey accessories.
Dress Shirts Blow
Dress Shirts Blow
Yes, this is a t-shirt for people who don't like to dress up. Consider it a mass produced protest against conformity and uniformity.
Cyberdyne Systems Weenie Roast
Cyberdyne Systems Weenie Roast
Cyberdyne Systems rocks the party that rocks Bacardi! And weenies, too. Hasta la vista, weenie.
12 Amps Of Power
12 Amps Of Power
Thank God For The Atheists
Thank God For The Atheists
Every day when an atheist wakes up, they thank God that they're alive. Figuratively speaking.
Taxachusetts
Taxachusetts
Taxachusetts, now with slightly lower taxes than Pre-Revolutionary times!
Beer Pong King
Beer Pong King
The beer pong king always gets his way, and his balls are always bouncing.
Flame Wars
Flame Wars
Flame wars are what you get into when really need to get some rage out of your system and onto your keyboard. And yes, a 550 lb. man can indeed beat an in shape 250 lb. weightlifter in this fight.
Candy Corn
Candy Corn
And you thought it was all sugar. Wrong! It's carefully formulated sugar candy spliced with actual corn to make candy corn. So there.
Sloth Goonies T-Shirts
Sloth Goonies T-Shirts
I love you too Sloth! Well, he should, because Chunk could've got pulverized by this deformed giant instead of being fed Baby Ruth's. An ode to everyone's favorite 80's movie, Goonies.
I Survived Sticky Pedal Recall
I Survived Sticky Pedal Recall
Congratulations! You can now wear your purple pedal badge, because you survived the sticky pedal Toyota recall, and that's saying something (we're just not sure what).
In Case Of Hippies
In Case Of Hippies
Hippies hate Slayer. It drives them nuts. It worked for South Park anyway.
Team Hangover
Team Hangover
A great time can be had by all of the members of team hangover, but for some reason your head really hurts afterwards.
Tartar Sauce Simpsons
Tartar Sauce Simpsons
Let the fools have their tar-tar sauce! Little things really do make you happy sometimes. (It's a Simpsons episode).
Funny Irish Flag
Funny Irish Flag
Beer, potatoes, and shamrocks. Isn't that the Irish dream?
Thank God For The Atheists
Thank God For The Atheists
Praise be to atheist. We should all be thanking God for two things: the atheists, and irony.
I've Got Toads
I've Got Toads
I've got toads... in different area codes. Shhh, don't tell the toads in the 213 about my toads in the 212. Why you think they call it a toadtell room? Toad tell everybody.
Funny Spring Break T-Shirts
Funny Spring Break T-Shirts
It's spring break! Juneau might not be the most popular spring break dedstination, but it's guaranteed that you'll see some nip.
Times New Roman
Times New Roman
It's funny because it's NOT Times New Roman.
Funny Mardi Gras Bartender
Funny Mardi Gras Bartender
Seriously, don't forget to tip your bartender this Mardi Gras.
The Year Of The Tiger
The Year Of The Tiger
Amelia Earhart
Amelia Earhart
You don't have to be a hundred years old to show some respect for Amelia Earhart. Now, show her some much due respect with the I Plane Crash Amelia Earhart t-shirt.
Year of the Tiger Mistress
Year of the Tiger Mistress
2010 will be known forever as the year of the Tiger. The year Tiger made that lame apology, lost endorsements, and wouldn't stop being all over the news.
Tiger's Wood Mistress
Tiger's Wood Mistress
Plenty of people have tried out Tiger's Wood and just been absolutely thrilled with it! The customer service isn't so great when you have a problem though.
Tiger's Wood
Tiger's Wood
A pretty good place to sit.
Cute Cat Pictures
Cute Cat Pictures
Christmas Poo Tree
Christmas Poo Tree
What's the Christmas poo tree? I don't know, why you tell me? Everyone has a Christmas story involving poo, don't they?
Ugly Christmas Sweater
Ugly Christmas Sweater
Yay Satan!
Yay Satan!
Flying Spaghetti Monster Saves!
Flying Spaghetti Monster Saves!
When life has got you feeling down, call on the Flying Spaghetti Monster to pick you back up again.
Funny Christmas T-Shirts
Funny Christmas T-Shirts
Facebook In the Face
Facebook In the Face
Uck Facebook. In the face.
Jackal Hunter
Jackal Hunter
Cougars get all the fun, but what about the male version of Cougars, Jackals? The older the better (for your wallet, anyway).
Muff Beer
Muff Beer
Muff Beer. Available in thick European or light Brazilian styles.
Eat Me
Eat Me
What would Thanksgiving be without an "eat me" joke?
Cut It Out
Cut It Out
Dope me up and cut it out. Drugs were invented for circumstances like these.
Command In Chief Of My Pimps Flying High
Command In Chief Of My Pimps Flying High
Who Invited Uncle Gary?
Who Invited Uncle Gary?
Everyone has their own Uncle Gary in the family. Maybe yours steals your car, crashes into your other car while on heroin, and goes on a cocaine bender but two hookers smash bottles over his head, the
Droppin' Codes
Droppin' Codes
I'm...almost...there!! Web programming and computer programming... it's like sex, but with more carpal tunnel and less heavy breathing.
Sarah Palin PILF
Sarah Palin PILF
A tribute to the Pilfinator, the hot lady who can see Russia from her house. She's the Palin I'd like to frack for sure.
Breast Man
Breast Man
Finally, a t-shirt for breast lovers. Everyone loves the breast because it's the most tender, juicy, succulent part of the meal. Mmm mmm good.
Oh brother
Oh brother
Oh, brother. A cool one that looks like he's from Parliament Funkadelic.
Plant is murder
Plant is murder
Make those vegetarians feel a little silly for saying that beef is murder by giving them a taste of their own medicine. Save the plants!
Cow Over the Moon Stoned
Cow Over the Moon Stoned
I was so high one day that I saw cow and moon clip art...
We Are Eberron
We Are Eberron
Patent Pending
Patent Pending
Nature's Toilet Paper
Nature's Toilet Paper
Those leaves were made for wipin', and that's just what they're gonna do. Just make sure it's not too dry. Ouch!
High School Reunion
High School Reunion
Psst... did you see Sally? She ballooned like a whale!
OH FRAK
OH FRAK
Ann Coulter Is Our Anti Christ
Ann Coulter Is Our Anti Christ
Some people think she's so far to the right that she's practically making a full circle and coming back to the left, but don't tell her that.
Mell-o Out
Mell-o Out
Chill out already and enjoy some nice chocolaty Mell-O pudding! Well, this one is strawberry, but you get the point.
Leftorium
Leftorium
Stuff You Mother Stuffer
Stuff You Mother Stuffer
Pay homage to the chef this Thanksgiving with the Stuff You Mother Stuffer t-shirt. Guaranteed to get you a kick in the balls, or we'll kick them for you. Mother stuffer.
Clearance Turkey
Clearance Turkey
This Thanksgiving, serve up something mighty tasty without spending extra dough. Yes, that's right, serve last year's turkey.
Martinis Are Like Boobs
Martinis Are Like Boobs
Martinis: The Boob Rule. Know it. Love it. Lick it.
Wanna Fork?
Wanna Fork?
Wanna fork? Seriously, you look like you need a good fork. You can't eat spaghetti with your hands, that's just plain vile.
What Happens In Vegas
What Happens In Vegas
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas! Except crabs, which can linger for quite some time without the proper treatment.
Unless You Pay Me
Unless You Pay Me
Hey, no free rides here. Step back, these things cost money you know! Actually, it's a pretty good way to pay your way through college.
Frankie Says Relapse
Frankie Says Relapse
Frankie says relapse. Take that one to Hollywood, Frankie, and smoke it. Or whatever it is that you're taking these days.
Calculator Words
Calculator Words
Calculators can make words you know. Turn it upside down, type in some numbers, like 3704558, and you'll really find out how bored you are. Don't be a 3704558.
Sext Addict
Sext Addict
Sexting is the wave of the future. Yes, we are doomed as the human race.
Professional Thespian
Professional Thespian
Ellen has always been such a thespian... a professional one, at that.
No Gag Reflex
No Gag Reflex
The hot dog eating champion of the world has no gag reflex, and that's a good thing. There's plenty of other things you can do with that talent, like um....
STATE U
STATE U
Lionel Hutz
Lionel Hutz
Lionel Hutz was a pretty good attorney. Actually, it's his free pizza that was good I think (read the desk plaque). Vintage Simpsons at its best.
Food Porn
Food Porn
Mmm. Food. Sometimes food looks so good together, it just seems wrong... but oh so right.
STATE U
STATE U
I'm Drunk Therefore I Am
I'm Drunk Therefore I Am
René Descartes had it all wrong. I'm drunk, therefore I am is a much better philosophical statement that really hits home for many of us.
Irish Step Dance
Irish Step Dance
You don't need to be a dancer to know the Irish step dance. All you have to do is drink, drink, and drink somewhere, then eventually you'll get the hang of it.
Irish Breakfast
Irish Breakfast
The blood of some Irish people is so... how do I put this... different... that a liquid courage breakfast of champions is essential to their well being.
Have you blown your husband today?
Have you blown your husband today?
Dishes, cooking, ironing, these are all supposed wifely duties, but more importantly, have you blown your husband today?
Ready to Go
Ready to Go
A t-shirt for really gross people who pay no mind to menstruation.
Your Candy Is Down Here
Your Candy Is Down Here
The best candy on the planet is right... down... here. Now that's a treat (for you!).
I'm an Armchair Treasury Secretary
I'm an Armchair Treasury Secretary
Zombie Brigade
Zombie Brigade
Are you an official member of the Zombie Brigade? Join and receive this nifty mock Zombie brigade badge, only on a t-shirt. Terrifying.
Stop Graffiti Now
Stop Graffiti Now
The only way to combat graffiti is to spraypaint the message onto sides of buildings, signs and homes everywhere. Stop graffiti today.
I'm Saucy
I'm Saucy
Get it? Because pizza is kind of saucy, too... unless you get pizza in California, then it's so dry and full of vegetables it will make your throat swell up.
I delete you
I delete you
Only true computer nerds will get this, but it means "I delete you," as in, I'm going to make you not exist. Huhhhh... if only it were that easy.
Ferris Bueller Nurse
Ferris Bueller Nurse
Ferris Bueller had so many memorable parts, but one that stuck out to me was when the nurse came to deliver a special get well message to Ferris. R.I.P., John Hughes.
Polanski Summer Camp
Polanski Summer Camp
Come one, come all, but just remember to zip your tent up, and maybe even lock it. Actually, maybe it's not such a good idea.
Forks Welcomes You
Forks Welcomes You
Forks has a truly diverse segment of the population. It's the only place where you can find sparkly vampires sort of coexisting with tribes of Native American werewolves.
Funny David Carradine
Funny David Carradine
He's into that David Carradine choking orgasm thing. There's no better way to turn the person's cheeks to your left bright red.
Better Living Through Chemicals
Better Living Through Chemicals
Funny Halloween T-Shirts
Funny Halloween T-Shirts
Forks Porks
Forks Porks
This place went out of business because the dumb people of Forks never got the joke. They're vampires, guys, why do you think they skip school on sunny days?
Indulgent goddesses
Indulgent goddesses
Maenads are pretty mysterious. In fact, I'm pretty confused on what Marianne from True Blood is supposed to be.
Douche bags ahead
Douche bags ahead
Why are stick figures such douchebags? Seriously, they don't have to be so... douchey.
Star ships in Iowa
Star ships in Iowa
Writers seriously didn't pay attention to their Trekkie roots for the new Star Trek movie. It's a geek's worst nightmare, this starships in Iowa thing.
Militant Armpits
Militant Armpits
Rosie the Riveter always seemed a bit natural, if you ask me.
I'd Rather Be Anally Probed
I'd Rather Be Anally Probed
Imagine a chick or dude starts talking to you, and then they read your shirt. It's like you're telling them to f*** off, but in a nice, sci fi way.
Evolution of Women with Beer
Evolution of Women with Beer
Chicks just seem to get hotter and hotter with every beer, until the next thing you know, you can't feel your arm because it's fallen asleep under the heavy hottie next to you in bed.
Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell
Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell
It's a song, and it's really dumb.
Dinosaurs are ROARsome
Dinosaurs are ROARsome
Get it? They're awesome because they roar.
Rabbit of Caerbannog
Rabbit of Caerbannog
What, you've never seen Monty Python? Go. Watch. It. Now.
I For One Welcome our New Robot Overlords
I For One Welcome our New Robot Overlords
They're coming. The robot overlords are coming. I'm ready. Are you? Kent Brockman sure is.
Department of Death Panels
Department of Death Panels
Sorry Grandma, time to go to a better place so I can get my Lipitor.
The Crusades
The Crusades
Except for all of the killing, torture and racism, the Crusades were great.
Obama Free Health Care
Obama Free Health Care
Free health care is coming! This scary Obama design might be even scarier than universal health care.
Evil Chick
Evil Chick
There's no need to deny that you're an evil chick... just use it your advantage.
Idaho Stop
Idaho Stop
It's when you don't stop at a stop sign, just maybe slow down a little bit.
Iran's So Far Away
Iran's So Far Away
Iran, so far away that a flock of seagulls would probably get tired midflight and have to stop in Europe for the final countdown.

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