"You'd look good in no pants. Real good."
Hi, we're Carl and Patrick.
No Pants Tees specializes in raunchy, gross t-shirts and funny stuff that will offend your Mom, impress your neighbor, and probably get you thrown in jail. Go ahead and peruse our offensive, (sometimes) humorous t-shirts or visit our blog for some stupid rants that will make you want to read a book (to get more intelligent or something).
* Why we do this
We well t-shirts because making crappy designs is more fun than actually working. And, because we've always wanted to make funny, stupid t-shirts. Our mission? To entertain, to make you laugh (hopefully), and to make a quick buck.
Be sure to check out our funny t-shirts in our store.
* What's with the dumb name?
Dude, who needs pants any way? Enjoy the fresh air and just wear a tee. Tons of successful people get by with out pants, like Porky Pig.
* The No Pants Tees Story (so far)
Just who is behind the raunchy t-shirts at No Pants Tees, and how did you get to this point? Did you have a lifelong dream of making funny t-shirts?
The fellas from No Pants Tees have been at this since May 2009 making funny t-shirts. By the power of Grayskull, we came together and made it happen. A little commitment, a pretty good sense of humor, and a complete disregard for other people's feelings (except our customers -- you guys rock).
In June of 2009, we started the No Pants Tees blog, and have been posting ever since.
What will the future hold for us? Lots of t-shirts. And of course, not much pants at all, if any.
* Is it true that you guys have a rule of wearing no pants while working?
Why yes, in fact, that is true. We save a buttload of money on jeans, however, we have found ourselves replacing office chairs quite frequently.
* How often do you guys post new designs?
We post new designs weekly. Sometimes even more frequently.
* Where else can I find funny stuff to entertain the crap out of myself?
We're glad you asked. You should visit the No Pants Tees blog, where we rant and write about the most pointless things that will, if nothing else, give you a slight chuckle.
You might also want to check out our photo gallery of customers enjoying and loving every minute of being in our t-shirts. You can be featured there, too! Just use the photo upload to send along your photo.
* Is this a secure website to shop from?
Yup, all of our products can be purchased through PayPal, Visa, MasterCard or American Express. So that means if you're bank account is hooked up to your PayPal, that'll work.
* What about returns?
Satisfaction is guaranteed. While we might be raunchy and offensive, we still have a soft spot for making sure you love every single t-shirt you purchase and truly appreciate our customers. Your item can be returned within 30 days of receipt. Return instructions will be found packaged with every item, it's very simple! You'll receive a credit back or refund for your product.
