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Scifi T-Shirts

All About Science Fiction Shirts

Merlottes Bar and GrillScience fiction, scifi, or syfy for the lame marketing types. We have tons of shirts for the geek in us all,

True Blood

The places of True Blood sound like tons of fun. A bar where a human is likely to get killed, Fangtasia (no cover for humans; vampires eat free!), and a bar where everyone will know your name because you live in a hick town full of hicks. Merlotte's Bar and Grill, a great place to stop in for a quick bite

Space shipts and aliens

Find them!3And don't forget the aliens! Those little grey men are always running around shoving probes up our solid waste output pipes, trying to find the source of our secrets. Our alien probe shirts will kick your butt: Probe by Day - Abduct by Night and I'd Rather Be Anally Probed, for those yearning for something interesting to happen in their life.

What would scifi be without space ships and space operas and space battles? Star Trek -- the ulitmate in geek cred -- gave us that universal question: How do you build a Starship in Iowa? Easy, hire the Iowa Starship Corp. The Mel Brooks classic Spaceballs gave us the Comb the Desert joke.

And no modern scifi write-up would be complete without a mention of Battlestar Galactica, or BSG to those in the know. And the frase that launched a thousand references, Oh Frak!

Video games killed all my free time

Those great time killers video game platforms -- Xbox 360, Wii, PS3, and our favorite PC -- make for some great shirts. Take Aperture Science, the leading weapons and shower curtain manufacturer in North America, which has the coolest motto ever: We do what we must because we can. (Portal was such a great game.)